Seventeen-year-old Mandy, daughter of Starfire, is NOT like her mother. So I’ll cater to that too! Not only doesn’t she want a relationship, she won’t even remember you! That’s what you want in the end, isn’t it? A vagina-shaped goldfish! Look upon your lust, ye nerdy, and despair. I AM NOT STARFIRE From New York Times bestselling author Mariko Tamaki (Laura Dean Keeps Breaking Up with Me, Harley Quinn: Breaking Glass) and artist Yoshi Yoshitani (Zatanna and the House of Secrets) comes a story about Mandy, the daughter of super-famous superhero Starfire. You can’t bear even that slight chance that she’ll make you move out of your parents’ basement, get a real job, and make something of yourself. I Am Not Starfire begins soon after Mandy walked out of her SATs and decided that she wasn't going to college a change in plans that her famous superhero mother still doesn't know about. Writer: Mariko Tamaki Artist: Yoshi Yoshitani Publisher: DC Comics Release Date: JCover Price: 12.99 Critic Reviews: 4 User Reviews: 35. And you’re such a scared little boy, so afraid of commitment in even your own pathetic fantasies, that you’ll run away from a ‘clinger’ even if she’s as gorgeous, charming, and supportive as the woman Starfire used to be. I Am Not Starfire somehow looks WORSE than we thought it was going to be. No woman with any standards, no matter how low, no matter how forgiving, could possibly be attracted to you, so here’s your new sex object-a brain-damaged goldfish with a rack. 405K views 1 year ago TeenTitansGo TeenTitans Starfire. Your fantasy is a woman that will literally have sex with you just for existing. Scott Lobdell gives his audience, his industry, possibly his entire gender the finger and says “Oh no, you mother#$#^ers. Jacob would discover he had superpowers from his Tamaranean heritage, though didn't know about his mother. Any information you publish in a comment, profile, work, or Content that you post or import onto AO3 including in summaries, notes and tags, will be accessible.
Along with the trailer we also got an excerpt from the. Apparently DC was holding back on their treatment of Starfire in one area.personally I didn't like how she was portrayed either but I won't go there.īut still.just for fun.here's the best part of Kickpuncher's rant. Lesser known is their other love child, Jacob Grayson, who appeared only in Nightwing: The New Order, a timeline where Nightwing became evil and stripped the world of superpowers, resulting in Starfire leaving them. I am Not Starfire is a story about teenagers and/as aliens about knowing where you come from and where you are going and about mothers.
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